It’s a cold, crisp morning, and you step out for a quick coffee run. After a chill stroll back, you walk in to find your roommate home early from his trip away. He says he’s “just relaxing,” but the way he pulled his towel tight? Bro was definitely watching something spicy.
You toss out a casual, “I’m just grabbing a towel and heading to the gym,” and watch him relax like the coast is clear. He has no idea you’re only planning a ten-minute workout. Let’s see what he gets up to when he thinks you’re gone for a while.
You slip back in from your “workout,” quiet as a ninja with a protein shake. And sure enough, there he is, going at it solo, a big pink dildo shoved deep in his ass, totally convinced you’re 10 floors down doing crunches.
You let him go a little longer before making a sound, just enough for that perfect moment when he realizes he’s not alone. His head snaps up, eyes wide, face burning. He’s home early… and so are you. Fair play.
He’d probably sound even better with the real thing in his ass. Welcome home, roomie!
